1. He will learn social life
No but oh, are we in the 70s hippie club or what ?? Learn community life, and why not teach him division and equality among men when we are doing it ?? I’m telling you, in this world, you don’t serve better than yourself, so you can also raise selfish and disrespectful kids who will climb the ladder to crush others. This is how we take society forward.
2. He will come back with lice
You can’t escape it, she’ll split her bed, her hat and her bathing hat in half of the camp. And you know you’ll be there when he returns. At the beginning of the school year, your child will be the guardian of the school and no one will want to invite him to the birthday party. Honestly, for a week of camp, is it really worth it?
3. She will share her first love experiences
It starts with an embarrassing slowdown and ends with why Bearback under a tent at 3 p.m. We know their Joker. If you want to keep your child with you for the rest of your life and especially if you don’t have grandchildren until you pay off your home loan, then you know what you need to do.
4. She goes to bed very late every night.
As everyone knows, the evening at the summer camp lasts until at least one o’clock in the morning, and then the kids have pillow fights and tell horrible stories until there is no time. Hello after fatigue, you talk about the holidays! Your baby will be fine with grandparents going to bed at 6:30 in the evening.
5. He will get warts
Like head lice, your child needs to go through some steps when going to summer camp. Get rid of warts to get rid of liquid nitrogen a.
6. She will lose half her clothes
There is a proverb from a 1930s Peruvian animator that says, “Nickel suitcase on arrival, return with less than half We can’t be more explicit: your kid will show you too big shorts for him, which will actually be Matthew, he’ll lose seven out of eight underwear and badly his favorite white hair will turn pink Laundry Trust me, you have to re-create your outfit. Don’t want to spend two months on Vintage.
7. She wants to play a lot of new games with you.
If he offers you a sardine, say yes and let him hide without looking for it. Otherwise, you have enough for the day.
8. He will waste his pocket money on such bad memories.
For example, bring cheap deodorant and instant coffee for yourself because he couldn’t find anything better than the € 10 he kept (since he used the other € 40 to buy a backpack for a Mickey portrait in a Halloween costume). And yes, now you realize your mistake.
9. He will never want to come home
Not that it bothers you so much, but hey, you still need to be able to touch him CAF.
10. She realizes she has bad parents.
Rubbing shoulders with animators who let him eat sweets in calm weather and who believe him to be kayaking all day, your child will inevitably understand the pain he feels every day. Hopefully he will be held accountable when he returns. I hope your argument is strong …
11. She will send you rotten letters that she loves you.
Defective letters that you need to post in your fridge to show that you have received them and that they are not burning in the fireplace. Great, now because of your ugly fridge your kitchen will never go art and decoration.
12. She wants to use your phone all the time to communicate with her new friends.
Sorry, Timio, but are you paying for 50GB package, unlimited SMS and MMS calls per month? You’re going to send an ugly postcard like everyone else before you forget their existence, that’s all.
13. He will harass you for riding / surfing / quad bike
And trust me, your salary doesn’t allow it, especially since you will already have a ball for this camp and mortgage costs for your T3. At the border, send him to the camp camp so he can have fun with the piece of wood. But to be honest, we think you’re making your life a little more complicated.
14. He will learn songs that are better than the next song.
And the worst part of it is that he will make a show for you from it, which he will rehearse with his cousins in front of the whole family every Christmas. Just to kill the inventor of “Happy Tyrolian”.
15. He’s going to want to come back every year.
And you still don’t have the money for it. Never send him there, otherwise you will have to start looking for a new job with a good CCE We have warned you.
16. He will be disappointed to see that it has nothing to do with our happy days
And yes, Spoiler: There’s often no fun Quebec host and it’s rare to see a Charentaise museum. Imagine for a second you were transposed into the karmic driven world of Earl.
17. He will trust 17 year olds
Those who just get caught there and apply whipped cream on their face get a little drunk at 5. Trust us, you obviously don’t want these people to be an example to your children.
18. She wants to be an animator when she grows up.
Understand that your child will thus have an ambition to pay 1/10 of the minimum wage per hour, will feel unemployed and lack recognition with Pôle employees. And that he would spend his life searching for hidden treasures and drawing ugly quotes to reward children’s unsuccessful drawings. That’s what you want for her future, huh ??? If you do not like it, tell me now!